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candles are how we keep fires as pets
this is unnecessarily adorable
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By the way, just in case this helps someone -
COOKING - creativity is okay
BAKING - stick to the recipe (you can usually adjust sugar content to taste, though)
BREAD - wait for the right weather conditions (or engineer them), be one assertive and self-confident motherfucker because dough can feel it if you aren’t, a blood sacrifice probably helps, trust the gods
PASTRY - your God is dead, the god of gluten and madness is risen, abandon all hope ye who enter here
well that’s fairly accurate
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That Big Mood when you’re sleepy and tired all day but as soon as the clock strikes midnight you want to draw and paint and steal the mona lisa and do some cart wheels
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(Source: the-devil-wears-zara)
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guys… I don’t know if you know this but… if you wake up early… there’s so many more hours in the day
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(Source: iloveyou)
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this is so good, but i don’t understand why you would post this and deliberately choose to leave cassie the bunny rabbit out:
(Source: hillaryclinton4pres)
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World map of tradition of removing shoes in home. Green: shoes removed; Blue: shoes not removed.
UMMM Mida vittu??? Mis pask kaart see veel on???
Eesti vanaemad ja emad annavad korraliku keretäie sulle kui sa jalanõudega esikust edasi lähed?? Me ei ole barbaarsed ameeriklased kes oma kossidega lasevad isegi oma magamistoas ringi???
Meil on 9 kuud aastast porine ja lumine, kas nad tõesti väidavad, et eestlased on nii lollid et veavad kohe mõnuga lund ja lörtsi oma tubadesse??
UMMMMM???
(Source: reddit.com)
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(Source: oliver-sonntag)
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
(via b_flex14)
WHY IS THEIR GRANDPA SO JACKED WHO DID THIS
i warned u all
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Ok I’m losing my shit right now because I just witnessed the sickest burn a 7 year old could ever deliver.
I’m just sitting here at the park and there’s a group of little girls near me. They decided to play ‘Disney Princesses’ and this one girl who probably thinks she’s the ‘leader’ was assigning each one a character. Clearly she was choosing them based on looks, as a brunette she was Snow White, the 2 blonde ones got to be Cinderella and Elsa…
So when she got to this little Asian girl she obviously chose Mulan. So the Asian girl is like “Why am I Mulan? She’s not a princess”. The leader says in a nasty tone “Yeah but you have small eyes like her”. The Asian girl went quiet for a few seconds but then proceeded with the straightest face ever: “Then I think you should be one of Cinderella’s sisters”. The leader tilts her head and goes “Why?”, so my little heroine goes “because you’re ugly like them”mulan is definitely a princess and you can’t tell me otherwise
(Source: veshtabul)
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The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water
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Me: *gives snail cucumber slice*
🐌: munch munch
Me: *literally sobbing* you ask for so little but you deserve so much(Source: liepard)
